can't find school supplies = on the computer for...
uncontainable: me: hey appa can you get me a mcflurry? :) dad: Of course but, if the calories less than 500. Please check on the WEB and let me know. YOUR DAD IS SOOO FUNNY LOL me: nice bright yellow jacket mr. um! mr. um: thanks. i can’t wear it because people think i’m a valet when i do
things that piss me off #15
*not sure if it’s actually 15, that sounds about right though. people who try to use complicated sat vocabulary words in an attempt to sound smart, but end up using them totally wrong ex: i don’t feel complacent with your work. complacent [def]: showing smug satisfaction with oneself (ex: if you play really well at a basketball game after scoring five points in a row, and then you...
cinematic and dramatic: YES YES YES! I WILL VOTE... →
hersecretuniverse: … i don’t understand, are you making fun of our chances or our effort? cuz three hours of passing out fliers is no joke LOL i mean i agree it’s unlikely but i just don’t see what’s wrong with hoping for the best :\ i’m not making fun of anything. i think it’s admirable… haha i’m not attacking you or anything, sorry if i came off like that, i think things...
nadia (mister cover)
OH MICHELLE LOL
michellothere replied to your post: NOOOOOOOOO FUUU i hate it when that happens but then you can just suck on the hole LIKE A BOSS
MY STRAW JUST FELL THROUGH MY JUICE BOX AGAIN THIS MAKES ME MAD
first driver training lesson
i can now.. 1) back up 2) make three point turns 3) change lanes WOOHOOO! :D
Anonymous asked: why do you pms so much?
Anonymous asked: whats the point of asking if i cant see my answer
YES I FINALLY GOT MY LOCAL BUSINESS
for my exec assignment, and it’s legit too: FLEX SAT prep! WOOHOOOOO!! 8D
Sometimes I feel like the things they do research on are just plain stupid. Like “Studies show that washing food will decrease pesticide levels in food”. No shit. I mean I always thought that was obvious.
Day Ten: One confession
I hate happy people. They all piss me off. If you tell me how happy you are, I will probably get pissed off. Oh, but I love getting pissed off.
Day Nine: Two smileys that describe your life...
1. -________________- 2. :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Day Eight: Three Turn Ons
so i skipped a few… 1. be a gentleman. seriously, this is like the hottest thing ever. 2. tall guys who are not necessarily well built but have nice frames. 3. guys who are just really nice to everyone. how can you not love that?!
kunal: i hate you non apush people
you piss me off.
My math partner
My math partner from last year thankfully sits diagonally from me this year. I remember I hated him so much when I first sat next to him. I didn’t do my homework and HE ACTUALLY MARKED IT -1. He said he didn’t like lying or some shit like that and I was just totally baffled by the fact that there were actually people like him that existed. Lying is an essential life skill, how can you...
96 degrees tomorrow ewwwwhas;ldfsdrsdf
why isn’t anyone pissing me off. all i want is to be pissed off right now.
first day of junior year
first period: clark seemed pretty chill. she said her class was going to be hard so i’m a little worried… second period: DR. ROCKLIN FORGOT MY NAME FML :( HE CALLED ME KAREN. third period: i lovelovelovelovelove this class! though i am a little upset that they left our names out in the planner… fourth period: yayy mrs. korsunsky. she’s my favorite. SHE remembered my...
You just don’t know. You hide in the little fortress, behind wire and...– Mary Anne Bell aka Psycho Tongue Accessorizing Girl This quote gives me the creeps every time I read it. In a good way.
1) tttc annotations (95%) 2) the crisis (0%) 3) declaration (0%) 4) finish od annotations (95%) 5) finish ap chem packet (75%) 6) aplac toolbox (100%)
so i got this bug bite and now the entire area is all swollen up and lumpy and itchy and red…there’s one like giant swollen lump filled with white stuff and three small ones…it’s absolutely disgusting.
Dear childhood friend: We used to be insanely close. I wanted to marry you. Now...– Annie bebe
Guess who's typing on her new ipadddd!,,,,,,
I’m not very good at it yet.
i've been such a crazy emotional betch these past...
please disregard anything strange i may have said to you
Day Seven: Four turn offs.
1) Guys who think they’re the shit by wearing Nudies or whatever other $200 jean brands there are. 2) Guys who parade their drinking/drug use on their statuses. 3) GUYS WHO LEAVE ANONYMOUS CREEPER COMMENTS ON FORMSPRING “Y DONT U LIKE ME :( ULL NEVER NOTICE ME” OMG STFUUUUUUUU 4) Guys who are cocky in general I guess.
Day Three: Eight ways to win your heart.
1. be tall 2. be a gentleman 3. be nice to everyone 4. have a good sense of humor 5. don’t piss me off 6. being somewhat athletic is good 7. don’t be one of those annoying ass “secret admirers” online and leave stupid creepy messages like “ull never notice me :(” SHUT THE FUCK UP. 8. i’m somewhat angry right now please excuse this edit: be jim...
Day One: Ten things you want to say to ten...
1. i don’t like you…. 2. I LOVE YOU MARRY ME HEHEHEHEHE YOURE SO PERFECT ♥ ♥ ♥ 3. i know that she’s important to you but do you really have to ditch me in the middle of while i’m talking to go talk to her… 4. i’d really like to be friends with you! you’re really nice :D 5. you really piss me off. you suck up so much and you’re so fake it’s...
10 day tumblr challenge
Day One: Ten things you want to say to ten different people right now. Day Two: Nine things about yourself. Day Three: Eight ways to win your heart. Day Four: Seven things that cross your mind a lot. Day Five: Six things you wish you’d never done. Day Six: Five people who mean a lot (in no order whatsoever) Day Seven: Four turn offs. Day Eight: Three turn ons. Day Nine: Two smileys that...
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HE WAS IN TWO MOVIES!
OH MY GOD
I HAVE A FAMOUS KID IN MY LINK CREW GROUP GOOGLE HIM HIS NAME IS NATHAN KASTLE HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT MAYBE I’LL GET LIKE SECONDHAND FAME
i can't try out for goddamn tennis today either
i’m gonna pray i get my forms by tomorrow or else i can’t try out at all. fuck.
you know what i realized
my link crew partner (mitchell who’s like 6 feet at least) and i (i’m 5’8) are going to be tall ass leprechauns
I WENT DRIVING TODAY
so basically i drove around in a circle at west valley for 45 minutes with my dad. yay!
ANDY MURRAY BEATS ROGER FEDERER 7-5 7-5– (via iloveandymurray) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
OH MY GOD IT FINALLY WORKED
me: is it just me or does it smell like updog around here kunal: k i have no idea wtf you’re talking about. facepalm me: you know updog! kunal: sounds similar to upchuck. whats updog? me: nothing much what about you kunal: -stares-
i'm so annoyingly happy right now
i can feel myself pissing myself off because i hate annoyingly happy people. YAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY
STILL NOT DONE WITH SUMMER ASSIGNMENT
lovejimandpamhalpert: RAGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE fml same here
try 1: me: dude is it just me or does it smell like updog matthew: whats updo-SHUT THE FUCK UP me: NOOOOOOO try 2: me: hey is it just me or does it smell like updog around rainbow park kate: uh idk i dont go there me: do you know what updog is arent you going to ask kate: nope ok im asking what is it me: NO what is it referring to kate: sure what is it referring to...
bryan: WOW WTF
WHY ARE YOU SO AWESOME
CAN U TEACH MADD PLEASE
my link crew partner's sister is gorgeous holy...
i felt really creepy just staring at her but woww! @___@ she’s an incoming freshman and she’s already 5’8. and so pretty! she seems to be the really athletic sporty type. ANYWAYS, we finished making our costumes today for our freshman, our theme is LUCKY CHARMS! they’re actually not bad for something we spent less than $10 on. but here’s to hoping that we get the...