April 2011
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in which i get owned by kate pt. 2
me: i’m going to the moon. and after humans destroy each other with nuclear war and all the survivors become mentally retarded from all the radiation poisoning, i will come back to earth and become queen of the world. i will be worshipped. kate: are you saying that people need to be retarded in order to worship you? me: ….
day 10
thevenerablemaster:
where do you want to buried? if you want to be cremated where do you want your ashes spread and why?
HOW TO BURY MY DEAD BODY
Burn it
Collect ashes
What do you think. Your plants aren’t going to fertilize themselves :)
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA omg karen…
swim practice
walking into the swimming area during swim practice is really embarassing. if i stare at anyone for too long i feel like a goddamn pervert.
March 2011
random
i opened my drawer today and i found like a hundred packets of cinammon oatmeal inside.
seriously where the fuck did all this oatmeal come from?
waaaah
me: I LOVE HIM
kate: did you talk to him yet
me: ....shut up
letters to myself
dear carrina,
get the fuck off tumblr and realize how screwed you are.
seriously where the fuck is your sense of urgency?!
Anonymous asked: I don't want to be mean, but don't you talk hella shit about your friends too.
another cool bullet point post
+ dear ____, you are great. you are seriously great. this is creepy but whatever. you are great. + there is no chem test or lab quiz or giant japanese project due this week. not in denial land anyways + i seem to be bruising myself in all sorts of places this week + junior prom this saturday …yay…. + maplestory finally worked today. hecka lag but then i downloaded game booster and it...
i’m starting to see the facades that we...
@#$!: i rarely write for enjoyment anymore, and i... →
glorilla:
i rarely write for enjoyment anymore, and i never write here. it’s not because i’m busy, because what i’m usually busy doing is procrastinating, and it’s certainly not because i have nothing to say, because i always have too much to say. rather, when i do want to say something, i constantly feel…
HAHAHA yeah. when i start a post and i think i’m getting somewhere, i read it over...
Anonymous asked: wat kind of guys do girls like
denial-land
happiest place on earth.
keep on deluding yourself carrina. never wake up.
i creep myself out sometimes
volleyball chronicles #5
- opposing team was really loud and a little scary
- SIX people from lynbrook this time. 300% of the usual turnout!
- mom let me drive there by myself. madd kept laughing at me while parking >:[ in my defense it was still between the lines!
felt like it’s been really long since i watched a vball game for some reason….and it’s only been a week LOL
déjà vu: to whoever stole my wallet... →
alreadyseen:
you know who you are. you know who i am. my wallet had my id card so there’s no question about whose wallet you took, nor where you got it from. you can keep my wallet, my money (which wasn’t very much i don’t know why you bothered taking it), but you could at least have the decency to give me…
BITCH GIVE TIFFANI BACK HER WALLET
me: sigh alex
this is going to sound weird
alex: you're not the best?!
so i should be studying for my calc test
instead i’m watching a stream of itskingsleybitch videos
“Now from my perspective, when I kiss somebody, I don’t know if their eyes are open, UNLESS MY FUCKING EYES ARE OPEN! SO WHY WERE YOUR EYES OPEN, BUHROONO?!!?”
i love this guy. there is just something so endearing about bitchy black men.
“Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks into mine.”
– Rick, Casablanca
2 tags
i is the smart one
g3t.l0u: so how exactly is your answer different?
me: i just said
you know how its blah blah blah over (root two)
well mine is (root two/two) times blah blah blah
g3t.l0u: sqrt2 / 2 = 1 / sqrt 2.....
me: ....
wait what?! LMAO OH
----
me: what about the second one
i got e^2 on top
instead of e^2 on bottom =[
g3t.l0u: well it might be because
the problem is actually e^-2
Anonymous asked: thank you for always being someone I am able to talk to!
- <3
- <3
i have concluded
that the guy who first started milking cows and the guy who invented silk were both very sick people
seriously what were they thinking? “i am going to go squeeze those udders because it looks appealing”?
“i think its amusing to drop cocoons in hot water”?
THIS KID IS TOO CUTES
me: alex i love you
will you marry me
alex: huh
can i use a cheap ring
do you like peach-os?
2 tags
aspiring drug cartel leaders of america
me: or the other option: sell drugs
get a head start on my drug lord business FUCK YEAH
kingston: LULZ
sell drugs at the dance then rape em
me: AHAHA DUDE WANT TO BE MY ACCOMPLICE
DURING DINNER YOU CAN SLIP DRUGS INTO EVERYONES MEALS
kingston: LOL then what? rape them?
me: YES
kingston: once we drug them
me: NO WAIT
GET THEM ADDICTED
SLIP HEROIN INTO THEIR FOOD
kingston: NO NO NO HEARR THIS HEAR THIS
once we drug them we will solicit a vacation to an unknown island named Mobasuma. they will not be able to refuse it and in their dazed mental state cannot challenge the validity of said island. we will hire sailors to bring them out into the middle of the pacific where we claim the island is
once there, obviously there won't actually be an island but they already paid us the money for the vacation
then we shoot them as they are about to protest our scam WOOT
me: HAHAHAHAHHA kingston.... that was the best idea i've ever heard
you know i think we should start a club at lynbrook
aspiring drug cartel leaders of america, adcla
kingston: foshos
put all of that on tumblr for the masses to see
the world hates me
so these past two days i’ve been trying to rekindle my relationship with maplestory. however, the universe keeps on throwing obstacles in my way…
obstacle #1: game would not run would try to open game but there would be “dll” error solution: i googled the solution and finally the game would run
obstacle #2: game would not let me log in said i was logged out on the website...
1 tag
day 30- your highs and lows of this month
highs: - boys volleyball season. hollla! - beat my annoying math partner by 8% on the chem test bahahaha - am a happier person in general i guess! this is because of boys volleyball season - we’re reading the great gatsby in aplac and its the greatest book everr :D
lows: - kingston convinced me to start playing maplestory again and im supposed to get hecka stuff done in the next 30...
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day 29- goals for the next 30 days
finish graphics order (oops)
study for sats
dont procrastinate on research paper and chem
get to third job on maplestory
start playing tennis again/exercise
start looking at ap chem for ap chem test
contact professors
1 tag
men's volleyball game #4
- went with MA girl annette (punny). seriously i love this girl. she is like fangirl me 2.0 - painful beating i endured after i turned down a certain someone’s offer for a ride. holy… - i’m always right about the people i irrationally hate. i knew it i knew it i knew it i knew it i knew it i knew it i knew it i knew it - SERIOUSLY WHY IS #1 SO COOL…. HIS EXPRESSION...
I WANT TO JOIN THE BOY'S VOLEYBALL TEAM
WHY AM I A GIRL?!?!?!?!
SERIOUSLY CONSIDERING GOING MULAN
i thought my mentally unstable phase was over but...
kingston: nein
me: JA
kingston: nein
me: JA JA JA JA JA
gg
i was pretty bored today, so i ended up watching that rebecca black ‘friday” video over and over again, enjoying the sense of superiority i get whenever i watch it because i would never make such an idiotic video.
and now the stupid song has been stuck in my head for the last two hours. gg. i now see that rebecca black is the real superior one.
vagueness and all that good shiz
for some reason, the questions i was once content with leaving unanswered are finally starting to bother me.
got called to the office today
felt like a real badass as i left the classroom, leaving everyone wondering what the heck i did
unfortunately what happened after that was rather anticlimactic. turns out bee just wanted to change the date of my link crew commissioner interview.
