013. i start getting REALLY productive at 10pm
unfortunately i knock out at around 11
in a particularly critical mood today, excuse me
i hate dogs that bark loudly. SHUT THE FUCK UP I DON’T LIKE YOU AND I REFUSE TO PAY YOU ANY ATTENTION. this is why i like cats 10x better you need to CHILL OUT GIRL SCOUT jack just updated food on his food tumblr iloaffood and it’s making me hungry, except i don’t have any money because my stupid credit card is suspended my grades suck. hella borderline i want to cry. SATs...
do not understand
i talked about this before but this happens pretty much everyday now and it bothers me like crazy so i have to rant about it again. i don’t understand why certain people go out of their way to talk to someone when they claim that they “don’t like” him. it’s one thing to be respond courteously out of manners, it’s another to go clamoring after him/constantly try...
sunnydeeee: STFU stupid bitches on tumblr!! stupid ass posts about how much your life sucks won’t make your life any.fucking.better . so get the fuck over it b/c you won’t find the people who’ll comfort you on tumblr and nobody cares! god damn. LOL i agree. it’s pretty easy to tell apart the ones who want attention and create drama out of nothing from the ones who actually have...
alishun foo: If you're a girl →
jadelynkittycake: goooksoo: haerinj: bryanjayy: And you’re desperately trying to figure out how to get his attention. Just follow these steps and I promise you, you’ll have the guy of your dreams in seconds. Wear tons of makeup and claim you don’t wear any. Trust me, guys will think you’re beautiful!!! Play Black Ops or whatever video game he likes, and make sure to take a picture of...
012. the celebrity i'm obsessing over currently is...
for some reason that doesn’t bother me as much as it should
011. i still haven't finished my calc final due...
japanese people are so efficient
when i went to get my shirt signed by FLOW a horde of 5-6 assistants swiftly came over, took the shirt from me, and held it tight so it was easier for them to sign. then as i moved down the line of FLOW members, new assistants came over and held the shirt, nimbly maneuvering around the FLOW members so not to get in their way, and translating what i was saying in english. it was so amusing! still...
spent 7+ hours waiting in line this weekend
but it was definitely worth it! GOT AN AUTOGRAPHED SHIRT + PICTURE WITH FLOW TODAY (as well was an autograph from yuya matsushita who is the prettiest guy i’ve ever seen up close hory shit) BUT ANYWAYS KEIGO SHOOK MY HAND. they were signing shirts and i said good job to all of them. and when i said “HI GOOD JOB YESTERDAY” to keigo, he smiled, said thank you and then held out his...
自分を世界さえも かえてしまえそうな 瞬間を 感じるいまここに。。。 got to hear...
i once knew a youtube celebrity
michelle: GOD WHAT THE FUCK I'M OFF OF WEYLIE'S VID ALREADY
MOMENTARY YOUTUBE FAME JUST ENDED
michelle: GOD FUCK
WHAT THE FUCK
STOP 9 LIKES BULLSHITTING ME
I GOT FUCKING 25 LIKES
FUCK THIS BULLSHIT
FUCK OFF CRAZIGIRL456805
WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE
GOT A PICTURE WITH JOEY DIAMOND OH MY GOD HES SO PRETTY!!!! I WANT THE PICTURE NOW. WHY IS IT NOT UPLOADED YET 2 HOURS IS PLENTY OF TIME. actually maybe not it was pretty awwkard/bad the skit was really cute! :D
was enjoying a winning streak on draw my thing and got all cocky and shit “sigh guys i’m getting tired of winning” then i went to play pool and lost to everyone fml
i hate being a girl
because girls are such whiny little bitches. case in point: me. i’m the whiniest little bitch in the fucking world. here i am whining and whining it’s not even a real fucking problem i need to shut the fuck up. and you. you fucking piss me off like no other. i’m not giving you any fucking attention anymore so go ahead and ignore me fuck you.
the fucking jester! everyone keeps you around so you can make a fool out of yourself, so they can feel fucking superior. and to think you fancied yourself as part of the royal family! they ignore you, run away from you, never give you a second thought despite your constant efforts to entertain them…silly jester silly silly jester! you’re so silly hehe
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009. i have learned every variation of "bro"...
bro broski blashke broad bread breh brah breast brorontosaurus broseph bromide breh-thren
feels like christmas! :D what i got: - sanity (?!?!?! -____-) - s&s magic - fresh stack of pen pal letters - love for tennis - and i won’t post the last one because it is just too GREAT
you already know how this will end
things that piss me off #18 (post 2000!)
when people use the “everyone is beautiful i am beautiful, i don’t have to change” mantra to justify their unhealthy lifestyle. it pisses me off sooo much when i see shit like “my doctor says i’m obese but i know i am beautiful. fuck you doctor i’m going to eat my fries!” it’s one thing to promote self loving/feeling good about yourself but...
judgment day 05/21/11
well the world didn’t end! what happened instead: - went to sj convention center for a meeting and turns out the pokemon battle finals were there! WATCHED A FUCKING INTENSE BATTLE LOL. - went to aloha - you’re a jerk started playing and then suddenly i was thrust into the middle of the jerking circle…. and well…. - “YOU HID FROM ME LIKE I WAS A SERIAL...
everything exciting happens at verde
- saw matt crowley from middle school! - saw someone else there too. -_- i don’t know why my first instinct was to hide behind a pillar and now that i think about it that was probably an awkward move - hella out of it. - soooo many people smoking. still coughing. le sigh
008. i can't do anything cool.
- can’t cross my eyes - can’t whistle or dog whistle - can’t wink - can’t raise one eyebrow - can’t snap very well - can’t do the clover thing with my tongue - ridiculously unflexible, can’t touch my toes - not double jointed
pet peeve #4
when people apply the “haters are just jealous” mentality to every single piece of criticism they get, even if it is constructive uh no one’s jealous of you. you’re just fucking annoying.
reading chats from middle school
LOL FUCKING EMBARRASSING some gems i uncovered today erica: you know how they used to be bfgf? me: aren’t they still? erica: no me: okay yeah? erica: and i read all their notes ^______^ me: o.o erica: i don’t think i can tell you about the NOTES though i DUG IT OUT OF THE TRASH CAN during language arts haha XD me: O.O —- me: who’s ure drawing teacher? i...
007. i can never get sick of the song toxic by...
sigh i have to ask my link crew freshmen because i can’t do any of these stupid geometry problems. “so uh. for my calc final project i have to do these slides on geometry enriched stuff except i can’t solve any of these problems. can you help me?” THEY’RE GOING TO THINK I’M A TOTAL DUMBASS T_____T
kingston: i see you are wondering whether or not you should toss him out of your head it really depends on how much you still want his schlong
006. i'm afraid of heights, spiders, the dark and...
the last fear brought on by only a few episodes of criminal minds seriously you are never safe. your dad could be a serial killer. your brother could be a serial killer. EVERYONE IS A SERIAL KILLER.
a while back.
eileenshbang: *in lunch line* me: Can I have a popsicle please? some random freshmen girl: what the hell. who calls them popsicles? *pfft* me: *turn to her* …then what the hell do you call it. *glare* girl: um, an ice cream. me: oh man, you’re so cool. i wish i had great vocabulary like you. im probably the biggest bitch on campus. LOOOOOOOL EILEEN
sinus infections are fun
005. when i was thirteen, i was an E.L.F
aka a fan club member of the korean boy band “super junior” i was a pretty obsessive fan, to the point that when this boy asked me out in 8th grade, i told him “no, because i only love super junior” sigh i was such a loser LOL
She prayed for me because she believed I was blind to sin, wanting me to kneel...– As I Lay Dying
004. if i had my way i would have platinum...
kind of like this (but more of a peachy pink) except i am tan and asian, an unfortunate combination because i can’t do anything cool with my hair other than dye it various shades of brown/red >:(
YES IT'S ON AND POPPIN
^ please note punny title omgpop session with kate, myles and paul, after we beasted through 3 rounds of the swedish army teamwork simulation and earned a very above average score let me just say that i am a draw my thing master. even though they all cheated and told each other the words to make me lose, i still WON BECAUSE I AM A BOSS.
003. i go through some very strange food...
at one point i was addicted to those nature valley granola bars and ate like 1400 calories worth in one sitting LOL
002. i have attended every single volleyball game...
because i am school spirited obviously lawls
i have decided that i want to be a boy
they are so darn creative! after IDBDC, anika, michelle and i went to observe boys powderpuff cheer practice in murdock park and they came up with the cutest shiet. my goodness, i am still reeling from all the laughing… fun fact: did you know that bill lee’s pecs are a 40B?
Michael and Sophie bent nervously over Howl’s head. It seemed the usual flaxen...– Howl’s Moving Castle- Diana Wynne Jones (via marsinfocus)
001. i enjoy trashy music
singing along to inappropriate lyrics makes me feel like a real bad@$$