ever since i found out about imessage i’ve been texting people just because i can
hmmm you know what i just realized? wouldn’t “if we ever meet again” have been a really cute senior prom theme?
a cat runs for virginia senate →
From the very first day, Hank has been a fighter. Born to a single mother living on the streets, Hank, his mother, and his siblings were taken to an animal shelter and sat on death row. Shortly before their execution, Hank and the rest of his family were saved by an animal rescue group called Animal Allies. Hank was adopted to a loving family, and was raised by his adopted brother Sammy. ...
foods i really want right now
chicken tikka masala chappati with curry the nachos at la cueva pad thai cheese gordita at la cueva shrimp burrito at la cueva kimchi fried rice spam musubi shin ramyun samosas naan mcchicken in n out double double no cheese grilled onions animal style fries a nice steak burger from carls jr UGH SOMEONE BRING ME 14/15 OF THESE ITEMS AND I PROMISE I’LL BE HAPPY
do gov hw make up physics hw (2 assignments) this is what i get for being a stubborn little bitch and being obsessed with proving that i’m always right seriously though i actually am
i want to have british friends, i can never get tired of their accents come to me people of the united kingdom come hither and let me enjoy your delightful way of speaking
Anonymous asked: loll obviously the only 2 q's u get are about "that kind of stuff" no1 cares abt ur life ur such a bitch to ppl except ur close frnds. but heres a q: why are u this way?
it’s so interesting how so many people interpret yolo as “i’m going waste my life doing nothing but partying and having sex” yolo is officially added to my “list of words if i hear one more time i will punch you and send you to outer fucking space” along with “swag” when not used ironically
wakes up late: yolo
fails test: yolo
embarrasses self publicly: yolo
loses virginity: yolo
murders someone: yolo
is on americas most wanted: yolo
goes to jail: yolo
is on death row: yolo
gets executed: yolo
i swear if i hear party rock anthem or i’m sexy and i know it on the radio again i will fucking #*I@#&(*#*$&(@#$#
kingston told me he got me ice cream flavored oreos in taiwan and they’re all i can think about i want cake i want beard papa’s ice cream flavored oreos ice cream flavored oreos ice cream flavored oreos SOMEONE BRING ME A TARO CAKE WHY IS THERE NO FOOD IN MY HOUSE W:S:LSDFKJL:JDLSKJDFL:SDFJAHIOQE I HATE EVERYONE I HATE EVERYTHING
People think a soul mate is your perfect fit, and that’s what everyone wants....– elizabeth gilbert, eat, pray, love (via mlehew16)
what songs do you guys work out to? i get bored so easily on the treadmill
me: siri what is the meaning of life? siri: i can’t answer that now, but give me some time to write a very long play in which nothing happens. me: how much would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? siri: well it depends on if you’re talking about african or european wood. me: open the pod bay doors HAL siri: that’s it…i’m reporting you to the...
went to lynbrook at 4 for a yearbook photoshoot, ended up going home at 10. for 6 hours they tried to find a viable way to make lots and lots of fog, from trying to find fog machines in almost every local store to finally going to safeway to buy dry ice, only to find that you need to be 18. so candace went and fetched jefferson who brought anika’s dog, and that is how at 9 p.m. there was a...
me: siri i love you
siri: let me be the wind underneath your wings
nothing drives me deeper into paranoia and insanity like uncertainty does. today i imagined the worst of all consequences… i imagined you leaving me. i felt the shattering pain, i felt the hysteria. i imagined shredding every last bit of my dignity crying and begging for you to change your mind and stay. then i took it a step further than i usually do: i imagined you unrelenting and leaving...
i wish i could tuck my feelings in and sleep away all the sadness and pain being awake and suffering through this uncertainty is absolutely unbearable
Why do people have to be this lonely? What’s the point of it all? Millions of...– Murakami Haruki, Sputnik Sweetheart (via nihon-daisuki)
it really bothers me how hysterical i get and when i do, i swear all i want to do is hurt you. i’m actually acutely aware of it in the back of my mind, but i can’t bring myself to stop. a majority of my mind has me convinced that i’m thinking rationally and so i continue along the same destructive path. in the aftermath i’m always left thinking if what i had just done was...
i hate how i’m so petty and i take these stupid things to heart. i hate it when we end a conversation on bad terms. i hate not being able to be satisfied with you either way. i hate how you never give in when i pick a fight with you. i hate how sometimes you give in too easily. i hate how i can only think about what i do for you and i can’t ever appreciate what you do for me. i hate...
shopping fast: i will buy no more than one clothing item a month.
me: good night siri, i love you!
siri: oh i bet you say that to all your apple products.
ethaney: morgan and i went out to dinner at the cafe that we used to love and now we hate. we talked about how rough last year was. i think the thing you hear the most but never really truly believe about living with someone is that it takes a lot of work and a lot of fighting, adjusting and learning before it gets amazing and we agreed that the most important thing to learn and remember is you...
white or black iphone? i really liked the white one in the beginning, but suddenly for some reason, i don’t like it that much anymore. i don’t know why O: black looks really nice and sleek but it’s a bit plain looking. HELPPPPPP