smyless: This is how you’re going to be remembered. Do you realize that? This is the last memory we’ll have of you. Afterward we’re all going to leave, and we’ll remember you as you were during these four years. Sure, a couple of close friends you’ll actually manage to stay in touch with, three at most, will manage to continue making memories with you. But the rest of us? Our entire class, 417...
Are we seriously sitting here listening to people give themselves awards?– Matthew on self reported awards at Senior Awards Night
I CAN FINALLY TELL THIS STORY NOW
since i was supposed to keep my superlative a hush hush until the yearbook came out basically i was standing with kevin michelle and alexandra after school, and a bird pooped and barely missed michelle. and then kevin looks at me all horrified and says “CARRINA … wait don’t move” and i’m like “OH CRAP i have a yearbook superlative shoot afterwards” and...
richwhitelesbian: lifes a bit rough sometimes so just remember that someone out there is probably getting stabbed right now and it isn’t you
The Beginning of the End of the Census? →
But last week, the Republican-led House voted to eliminate the survey altogether, on the grounds that the government should not be butting its nose into Americans’ homes. “ This is a program that intrudes on people’s lives, just like the Environmental Protection Agency or the bank regulators,” said Daniel Webster, a first-term Republican congressman from Florida who sponsored the relevant...
Weeds are flowers, too, once you get to know them.– A. A. Milne (via ennu-i)
decided not to go to the aloha dance which is totally hypocritical because i kind of bugged joseph about finding chaperones so the dance could be put on (though not toooo much) but i don’t know. kingston and i practically never go on dates because he’s not allowed out on weekends SO we figured we’d seize the chance! senior awards night/yearbooks passed out tomorrow. holy. ...
all my past posts piss me off so much omfg i’m just cringing in embarrassment …even the ones from earlier this year i thought i was done with that whole embarrassing stage but guess not QQ
"cannibal from miami" confirmed as host for deadly... →
preetack: No fucking way -_- holy can people not see the obviously photoshopped title text and the red squiggles under necrotizing faciitis (which would indicate it was typed on word and screenshotted lol)
Boy: Did it hurt
Girl: (sigh) did what hurt
Boy: Breaking through the earth's crust ascending from hell
the (surprisingly upbeat) state of the world →
love this article read this months ago but felt it was worth sharing. journalism today seems to like focusing on the bad, but i don’t believe that to be very conducive. i think true progress is made when we realize that good can be done in the world \^o^/
If [Obama] is a socialist, he’s a lousy one.– Bill Maher, Real Time (via politicalprof)
Anonymous asked: post an ootd
MY NAME IS SHEIIIILA SHEILA KI JAWANIII I’M TOO SEXY FOOOOOOOR YOU
I Hate People Who Type Like This. What Are You Doing. Shit Can You Not.
you know how frames usually come with a tacky photo with random people inside? we got one for prom and almost every single member of my family has come to me and asked me “who are those people? is that you and kingston? wait no it isn’t who is that?”
Whatever relationships you have attracted in your life at this moment, are...– (via crystal-ized)
one thing i’ve noticed is that people on tumblr are very VERY prone to mob mentality. for example: that photo of obama fist bumping a janitor at the white house that went viral on tumblr. it was a cool photo and everything but i guess what bothered me was that so many people wrote things like “OBAMA 2012!” or something generically anti-republican/pro-obama (“I HATE RICK...
anyone have any suggestions for dying dyed brown hair back to black i just don’t want to have to keep dying my hair to cover up the roots, but i don’t want an unnatural jet black
kalforshort replied to your post: what are bequeathals lol why do people ask you all of these random things i dunno it’s like i’m wikipedia or some shit LOL
using the term ‘yolo’ sarcastically so often that you’re really not sure if you’re joking or not now
Anonymous asked: what are bequeathals
so i’m getting a b+ in ap physics on one hand i feel kind of shitty because if i just pulled my shit together for this last test then i could’ve actually gotten an a. i needed a 76 and i didn’t even get that … on the other hand should i even really care? seriously can i just not be an obnoxious asian overachiever for once in my life and accept a nice b+ graciously LOL
Anonymous asked: who did you write bequeathals to
words cannot describe how much i LOVE that classic american accent from the 40s/50s that lasted until the early 70s? (nixon had it i think) the one in this clip here i think i just love that era in general. i must remember to watch some old movies over summer just to listen to their accents and look at the pretty women/classy clothing meanwhile i’ll just listen to kingston’s...
crystal-ized: alight i get it you like the great gatsby you must be so cultured and smart and the queen of everything
How I hear Sofia Vergara's Covergirl commercial:
Sofia Vergara: BOARD WIDTH CHORE JUAN TRIC LIPSTIC? DEN LID A DUBBLE LIVE! WIDTH NU BLASS FLIPSTIC FROM CUPBOARDGERL. CREAMY COLLAR ON JUAN END, CHIMMERY COLLAR ON THE UTTER. SO YOU CAN FLEP CHORE LOOK FROM DA MANURE TO DAIRY. NU BLASS FLIPSTIC FROM CUPBOARDGERL.
Anonymous asked: wait, why will you only tell people who ask personally where you got your prom dress? what if we're curious but we're kind of creepy and stalker-y and don't know you well? ;__;
Anonymous asked: embarrassing pet names you and kingston call each udda? >=D
just spent the last 30 minutes providing dramatic commentary and exploring the new playground at the park with kingston heavenly aztec gates of enlightenment (the disability ramp) ancient hieroglyphics from the qingyuan province of china (the alphabet wall) bloody rack where the ancient mayans used to hang the corpses of their sacrifices to the aliens (monkey bars) got a few strange looks from...