August 2012
catkevs:
seapantsu:
I started saying shit like “u” “pls” and “rly” ironically but I can’t stop now
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“u” “pls” “dood” “ya” “lol” “r” “wubz”
banancy:
“I’m not saying that at some point love isn’t staying up until 2am phone calls or stealing kisses when you least expect it, or instantly falling for each other’s favorite songs because it is, or at least that’s what the lead up to it feels like, but real love, is so much more. It’s going out at 12am to get something to eat for your wife who can’t get out of bed, it’s listening to them as...
so there’s this app called justin bieber kiss and omg the reviews are so fucking funny
“i love it when we kiss”- me and jb
“they should make a game where we kiss the screen and it’s jb’ lips”- whosthischic
“hey guys its emma and i am 18 and i kissed justin and justin is a amazing kisser!!!!!!!” ice-crem
“justin bieber has inspired me...
that awkward moment when you park by a bridge and there’s a used condom on the ground next to your car and then another guy parks in the spot next to you so you and your boyfriend are like “crap he probably is going to think it’s ours” so you spend the next few seconds panicking and thinking of ways to subtly convey that the used condom was already there without seeming...
July 2012
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Olympics opening ceremony
So much nostalgia. Kingston and I almost cried when Mr. Bean came out omg……
life is good
discovered garlic and herb laughing cow cheese and eating it right now i’m in heaven IT’S SO GOOD
bed bath and beyond’s we heart college program is great. they gave me a description of my dorm at duke and a checklist of what to bring versus what the university provides and it’s just GREAT
i love it when i go to marshall’s and it’s already pretty nice when you...
darrenshim replied to your photo: SOOOOOO CUTE DHPHSONPDPDNSNF (Taken with…
Justin!
HAHAHA that’s not my brother! barf i would never call my brother cute he’s a little twerp these days
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thisiscaptain:
for a girl who thinks she’s really ugly you sure take a lot of pictures
“By the time she began studying laser physics at Stanford, women had already...”
– — Sally Ride, Trailblazing Astronaut, Dies at 61 (via casterly)
Anonymous asked: what games
Anonymous asked: what iPhone apps do u use the most/would recommend?
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so kingston and i decided to take a walk so we could be all sappy. we stop at this shady spot like three blocks away form my house and then from out of nowhere my brother pops out of the bushes “SURPRISE I FOLLOWED YOU GUYS”
omg justin pls
WHAT THE FUCK MAYA ANGELOU IS GOING TO BE AT MY ORIENTATION
i really don’t know how i feel right now about leaving
on one hand i’m super excited to go to duke because i heard north carolina’s really nice, i can’t wait to try out all the food/boutiques and i also really can’t wait to take classes that are actually interesting to me
oh and there’s a museum party at orientation and i’m really excited for that...
ccolfer:
the 16 year old boy types “www.facebook.com” into his school’s public computer, only to find that his other male friend is already logged in. he smiles smugly to himself and types “i’m gay lol i like boys in my butt” as a facebook status. the boy laughs maniacally to himself. it is the single greatest facebook hack ever accomplished by any other human. he is god among his friends and...
